Top Ten White People Tweets (June 18, 2020)

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Jun 20, 2020 3:38 PM EDT

The finest tweets we could find all compiled into one hilarious compilation.
For more funny tweets, check out this list from yesterday. 

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  • 01
    Text - Anna Kissed Alice @Almost_Anna Every marriage has one person who doom scrolls and reads headlines out loud pre-coffee, and another person who is begging them to stop 6:09 AM 6/16/20 - Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Richie Kormos @RichieKormos My girlfriend and I have been playing this game called "Salad or Sandwich" where you categorize every type of food as either a sandwich or a salad and it has caused some of the most intense discussions in our relationship to date.
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Kelly Tindall @kellytindall I just saw someone refer to Joe Rogan as "Gwyneth Paltrow for bros". 4:44 AM Jun 17, 2020 · Twitter for Android
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Heather Hogan O @theheatherhogan A guy who lives on my street rang my doorbell and said, "Are you the lesbian who saves the cats?" And I said, "Yes. That's exactly who l am. Let me get my coat." 5:56 PM 2/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Anthony Carboni @acarboni Me: *watches a single YouTube tutorial so I can fix my door hinge* YouTube: WHAT'S UP, HINGE- LOVER? HERE ARE THE TOP 1000 VIDEOS FROM THE HINGER COMMUNITY THIS WEEK. CHECK OUT THIS TRENDING HINGE CONTENT FROM ENGAGING HINGEFLUENCERS
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Drew Janda Gdrewjanda Follow MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Kevin Shanks @forensictoxguy Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - @GingerHotDish Never ask your teenager how you look today, unless you're prepared for them to say shit like "you look Amish" or "you look like you sell essential oils and don't vaccinate your kids" Wow, thanks.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - jeb @LlamalnaTux Me: Mr. Kellogg sir, this new bran cereal tastes disgusting Mr Kellogg: perfect Me: I was wondering if we could add something that tastes good Mr Kellogg: raisins Me: those arent- Mr Kellogg: make sure there arent nearly enough >
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - josh 'Letterman' (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99 If we can just get through this month, we only have one more month to go before we need to get through another month
    via Reddit

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